So there we were, playing board games on Christmas day exactly as you are supposed to when I was a struck from nowhere by inspiration. It was one of those ideas that could make me incredibly rich. It's so good I'm even thinking of going on the apprentice so AMS can cough up the dough to fund it. The idea is a range of alternative aftershaves.How about a scent for young teenage males that smells of booze and cigarettes. Instantly appear to be grown up and sophisticated by having the faint aura of smoke and alcohol about you. Paired with a leather jacket you will seem tough, macho and mysterious without having to actually smoke or drink. You will be able to be on top form while appearing to be moody, dangerous and slightly wasted, what girl could resist? Perfect for the inbetweeners generation.
There is a special offer on 'Essence of Choirboy' specially formulated for cons and scallywags. Ideal for those court appearances or when making a getaway from the scene of a crime. Surely, sporting a beatific countenance while smelling of old church pews and well-thumbed hymn books would waive the most hardened judge, jury or police officer in your favour. Of course you can't guarantee results but it certainly can't harm.
Then there is 'Eau du Corps' or body odour in a bottle. Created for those times when you have been skiving but want to give the impression you have been working like a Trojan.You could even add job specific smells such as engine oil, grass cuttings or furniture polish. The boss or significant other need never know you have been snoozing all afternoon and you might even blag yourself some extra brownie points.
It seems like a sure-fire success to me. Any suggestions?
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