Glazing Over.

I understand that there is such a thing as a window of opportunity. It's said that it's magical in that it can make all your dreams come true and even has the potential to make you rich. I have never seen one myself and no one can explain what it looks like. There are many reports of people who have used them to great effect but they seem very hard to track down and, if you don't know what it looks like, how do you know when you've found one?

I have checked my house and all the windows I have just seem to be ordinary ones. I even tried climbing through one but I just ended up in the garden, good job it was on the ground floor. I have tried sticking my head through my car windows but noticed no monetary gain or particular life advantage from trying this. Perhaps I should try it with the windows closed.

I have heard it said that diaries sometimes have windows, I have checked all the diaries I was able to lay my hands on but I haven't managed to find any with windows in; it's very confusing. I have also heard it said that for some lucky people, this window of opportunity comes knocking at their door, they don't even have to go and look for it. I haven't been able to discover how this window decides which doors to knock on. I have looked up on the internet how to make my door more enticing to opportunity but all I can find is a talent show from the 1960s, I don't think Hughie Green is the answer.

I expect I have no option but to wait until one comes along and hope I can recognise it when I see it. This could be tricky because you can see straight through windows so I won't know it's there. It seems I shall remain poor and unfulfilled then, unless you find a window you don't want and think I could use. I'm just going to pop on ebay because you can get anything on there, I might even find a picture. Anyone know how much they cost?